WELCOME BACK TO THE LABORATORY. MY NEXT GUEST IS AUTHOR AND FOOD
NETWORK STAR. NOW HE’S BRINGING HIS TALENTS TO
BROADWAY. PLEASE WELCOME ALTON BROWN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR
HAVING ME.>>Stephen: ALTON, I ASSOCIATE
YOU WITH FOOD, AND WHAT IS IS THIS AND DOES HOMELAND SECURITY
SNOW ABOUT IT?>>THEY DO. WE HAD A HARD TIME GETTING IT
THROUGH THE TUNNEL BUT THEY KNOW ABOUT IT NOW. THIS IS MY ICE CREAM MAKER. IT MAKES ICE CREAM IN A WAY NO
OTHER DOES. MAY I EXPLAIN.>>Stephen: PLEASE DO. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING
ABOUT.>>AN ICE CREAM MAKER — DON’T
TOUCH! HAS GONE INTO THIS WATER TYPE
FIRE EXTINGUISHER. WE’LL FIRE THAT AT THE SAME TIME
WE FIRE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. WHEN THE GAS LEAVES THAT, THE
TEMPERATURE WILL DROP TO 100 DEGREES BELOW ZERO, CREATING
A GALLON OF ICE CREAM IN TEN SECONDS. WAIT, EVEN MORE!>>Stephen: YOU’VE INVENTED
DIP AND DOTS.>>NO, BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GOING
TO BE DOTS. IT’S GOING TO BE CARBONATED ICE
CREAM.>>Stephen: HOLD ON! WHAT?>>CARBONATED ICE DISPLEEM HOW
IS ICE CREAM CARBONATED?>>I HAVE CO2.>>Stephen: I UNDERSTAND. WHAT FLAVOR?>>IT’S FUNNY YOU MENTION THAT. SOMETIMES IN CULTURE ONE HAS TO
LEARN TO SWALLOW SOMETHING ONE DOES NOT LIKE.>>Stephen: YES. AND FOR ME THAT SOMETHING IS
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JUST HAVE — I FREAKING HATE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. I DESPISE IT.>>Stephen: YOU’RE GOING TO
MAKE IT TONIGHT.>>I’M GOING TO MAKE AN ICE
CREAM OUT OF IT WHICH I HOPE WILL MAKE IT BETTER. I’VE ALREADY PLACED A GALLON OF
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IN THE TANK NOW.>>Stephen: ANYTHING ELSE
PUMPKIN COLORED IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW YOU DON’T CARE FOR? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>WE’LL HAVE SOME SAFETY HERE, SOME GOGGLES ON.>>Stephen: OKAY. THIS THING SOMETIMES — CAN
YOU GUYS MOVE BACK ANY MORE TAN YOU ARE? BECAUSE THAT’S A NICE HAT. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLOVES LIKE
THIS?>>Stephen: ONLY WHEN I WAS
BREECH BIRTHING A HEIFER.>>THAT’S WHAT THESE ARE USED
FOR. THESE ARE LARGE ANIMAL VET
GLOVES. YOU REACH INTO A COW —
>>Stephen: NO! WE’RE GOING TO GET THE ICE CREAM
RIGHT OUT OF THE COW!>>THESE GLOVES ARE EXTREMELY
EXPENSE “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” REALLY?>>WHICH IS WHY I BOUGHT THEM
USED BUT I WASHED THEM THOROUGHLY.>>Stephen: THIS IS THE LEAST
SEXY 50 SHADES OF GREYIVE EVER SEEN.>>STAND HERE.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T HAVE
GLOVES.>>I’M AT THE ANGRY END, YOU’RE
AT THE WET END. ( LAUGHTER )
HAVE YOU EVER FIRED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER BEFORE?>>Stephen: YES. WAS THERE AN ACTUAL FIRE OR
WERE YOU TORTURING A CAT?>>Stephen: NO, I WASN’T TORE
TORE — TORTURING A CALIFORNIA THERE WAS NO FIRE.>>I WAS 16. WHEN THE TIME COMES YOU HAVE TO
REALLY SQUEEZE IT.>>Stephen: HOW ARE WE DOING
ON FINE?>>FINE. IT WILL HAPPEN QUICKLY.>>Stephen: THIS TAKES PLACE
IN TEN SECONDS.>>YES, BUT I NEED YOU THE STAND
THERE — EVERYTHING IS FINE, I MEAN, USUALLY IT’S FINE. SO I’M GOING TO PULL OUT THE
PAN, THUS ARMING THE SYSTEM. STEPHEN, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. STEPHEN, ON ME. ( LAUGHTER )
I’M GOING TO COUNT DOWN FROM THREE. THREE, TWO, ONE, WE’RE BOTH
GOING TO FIRE.>>Stephen: THREE, TWO, ONE
SQUEEZE.>>YES, THREE, TWO, ONE, UH,
SQUEEZE.>>Stephen: OKAY. I’LL COULDN’T AND YELL STOP,
AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL RELEASE THE DEVICE. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT YOU GET
THAT PART RIGHT. BECAUSE WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
WITH THIS IT’S BECAUSE OF THAT. SO ARE WE CLEAR.>>Stephen:.>>Stephen: I’M SO READY. READY? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>THIS ALMOST NEVER FAILS. BUT WHEN IT DOES IT’S REALLY
SPECTACULAR! THREE, TWO, ONE! TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! STOP! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, COME OVER HERE. NOW, THE REASON YOU’RE WEARING
THESE GLOVES IS BECAUSE THIS VESSEL IS NOW ABOUT 100 DEGREES
BELOW ZERO AND IF I HANDLE IT, I’M GOING TO GET FROSTBITE. SPIN THIS AROUND A COUPLE OF
TIMES. NO, NO, NO! NO! OKAY, SEE THIS, JUST TURN IT
OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES. I NEED TO CHECK THE SEALS. OKAY, WE’RE GOOD.>>Stephen: OKAY. I’M GOING TO UNTAPE THE SEEM
WHILE YOU KEEP THIS FROM JUMPING OFF THE TRACK. READY?>>Stephen: YES. NOT HOLD ON LITERALLY, JUST
KEEP IT IN THE TRACK.>>Stephen: OKAY. TAKE IT OFF? ( CHEERING )
>>WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!>>Stephen: SORRY. WHAT DID I DO?>>JUST KEEP IT THERE FOR A
SECOND, STEPHEN, JUST PUT YOUR HANDS ON THERE. THAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF
HAND REALLY FAST. HOLD THIS. THERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, NOW —
>>Stephen: YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE SCARIEST GRANDPA EVER. ( LAUGHTER )
I’VE GOT ENOUGH.>>NO, YOU DON’T. HERE WE GO.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT. THERE’S ONLY ONE MORE THING
WE NEED.>>Stephen: WANT TO RUB YOUR
HANDS ON IT?>>NO, I WASHED RIGHT WHEN I
CAME OUT.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT. ( CHEERING )
>>DO YOU GET A TINGLE ON YOUR TONGUE? IT’S ALIVE!>>Stephen: IT’S ALIVE! YOUR SCIENCE IS ON BROADWAY
THANKSGIVING WEEK. ALTON BROWN, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!