*fun Indian beat* What the heck?… It’s silver. Is this supposed to have foil on it? Seriously. Am I supposed to eat that? You have to tell me if I can’t eat it. It’s almost like the inside of a nutter butter but better than a nutter butter. So nutty. It tastes like it needs to be cooked. It tastes like raw cookie dough. This is fancy. Like something you’d see at a really fancy tea party at the turn of the last century. I wish more American desserts were sparkly. I would like to make jewelry out it though. India, I’m into your desserts. *fun Indian beat* It’s kulfi time! Do not want you getting into these. *ripping plastic* Is this a banana? *chuckles* Why is it so wiggly? The size is a little intimidating. Oh! That’s really good. I would totally eat this. It tastes like a gourmet cupcake. This is so good… Wow, where have we been? I like this a lot. Should I not eat the whole thing? No, it’s yours. Oh good ’cause this is the f*cking bomb. Jesus. *biting sound* *fun Indian beat* Hmmm. Just touch it? Cold. Colder than I thought. This is very confusing. It’s so cute and squishy! It smells good. What secrets do you hold? Oh my God! *squealing noise* Why is it so wet? *straining noise* You can literally wring this out. *light chuckle* That’s like a magic trick. It’s good. I like. *fun Indian beat* It looks like a golden potato. It’s almost overwhelming. It’s like a saturated syrup sack. Good amount of grease. It seems like the majority of Indian desserts are balls. But it tastes like a really, really good donut. It tastes almost too good. But like your hands get so messy. This one makes me feel a little guilty and I don’t know why. *fun Indian beat* Oh my gosh! It’s beautiful! Oh f*ck! Whoa! So sticky. Woo! Sh*t just got real. This is something like Americans would get at a carnival. I would eat this at a fair. And then you would immediately throw up on the first ride that you went on. This is a lot to handle. Yeah! Ooo! Goopidy goop! This is a delight. God bless whoever made this. Oh my gosh. How does this exist? *fun Indian beat*