I I Never thought I’d do one of these again because I don’t really like doing them that much wait Never thought I’d do one of these again because I don’t really like doing them that much wait You don’t you don’t even know what I’m doing it if you don’t know something that I used to do kind of consistently on my channel, but don’t really do anymore because it doesn’t really go that well is I used to do cooking with them is a lot but like there’s this consistent pattern of the recipes not turning out very well I don’t even think it’s fully cooked. It’s still wrong. No Do we do know it’s literally rock Oh God It’s literally sooo. It’s no oh Let’s just have a nice bite She’s not great. You know, she sucks. I’m mad don’t make this at home So I kind of gave up on the idea for a while. I was like you don’t fuck this I don’t even want cookie anymore. Like I’m sick of it, but my birthday’s coming up I’m gonna be 18 and I was like, you know, what fuck this. I’m gonna do another commune with Emma. I’m gonna bake cupcakes Hopefully, I don’t even know if I have a cupcake pan But if I do have a company pin, so we’re gonna make cupcakes because I want to celebrate, okay Wait, let me see if I even have a cupcake pan. Hold on. Oh my god. I Don’t even know who bought this that’s amazing in order to celebrate properly information and fur thing We need to be we need to be and we need to make it fun and we need to make it crazy I also have a lot to talk about because I’m becoming a woman and I’ve never became a woman before so far I’ve just been a child But I’m becoming a woman there’s a lot we need to discuss there’s a lot we need to celebrate So we’re back cooking with Emma last year for my birthday I made funfetti cake, and it went so bad that it ruined my whole birthday. So throwback Thursday to that last year I want the very homemade root. I didn’t do a box mix. I made everything by hand from scratch and it went really bad so this year I was like, you know what the fuck that I’m not doing that again, so This year we’re doing box mix. I know it’s like actually kind of like depressing because normally I like can make everything You know what? It’s my fucking birthday. At least I’ll get to eat it You know like that would be nice like, you know, eat it for a change. So I Got some Betty Crocker makes honestly knowing me I’m probably still gonna cook this up somehow so it’ll still be fun cuz they think the whole reason why this whole thing is fun is cuz I puff up so I have All my ingredients I even have a fucking cupcake in shit’s revolutionary. I really didn’t think I had that so let’s see I’ve never really used this oven before so I don’t really know how to use it. Okay? Oh god, press enter. Okay. Oh, wait what he said I straight up done that eases oven. I think I’ve reviewed it Why am I talking like that? Oh my obvious making a smell What what why are these in my fuckin oven? Okay, I feel vir I feel like for me one of my main character traits and personality traits is being a child I’m always the youngest in the group I’m always the kid that can’t do stuff because of underage like all my friends are above 18 and I’m 17 so if we want to do something like get ear piercings or Go on a zipline Half the time I can’t even go because I don’t have a parent to sign off for me being 17 is fucking annoying I can’t even go to the doctor by myself or the dentist. I can’t find lottery tickets. That’s annoying. I can’t do shit I’m the only one that’s having this issue still all my friends are like yo like Like I Even Have to fuck another parent but I am scared because I can’t get away with as much shit being 17 is nice because I’m like I can’t go to jail. If I do something bad. I can just go to juvie knock on wood If I would not survive in juvie But still like it’s better than Jail now if I run a red light I’m going straight up to jail Like juvie doesn’t even have a spot for me anymore And that worries me Wow, this is way too easy kind of feel guilty about how easy this is So do you know where the challenge is gonna come in when I’m decorating the cupcakes? I want my cupcakes to look good, but they probably wall better. Try it. Okay, okay Oh this even clean you Oh Also Yesterday when I was driving into my garage I accidentally dented my car really bad on my garage door not proud of that. But because I’m 17 My mom was like you’re just young and stupid Well, those years are coming to a close like soon and I’m not gonna be able to get away with crashing my car But right now everyone’s just like she’s your stupid push. She’s 17 but like the second I turn 18. It’s like you’re stupid You don’t you’re just help so much more accountable vice is not opening so I have to search Hmm this is fun. I like doing cake mix. I literally like three steps. This is amazing like this is too easy I’m basically fucking done at this point, which means that there’s like less content for you So like sorry about it, but like it’s my birthday So I just want to do what I want to actually it’s not liver. My birthday’s on May 22nd So get your gifts ready or whatever. They don’t like my birthday worst day of the year hate it for the past few years I literally haven’t celebrated my birthday because I just refuse I don’t like that level of attention I know the amount that I talk you would think like Oh, Emma loves her birthday because she’s conceited. I actually hate my birthday I also don’t like birthday parties in that type of shit because it’s way more fun for the guests than it is for the actual Birthday girl and that is a fact when you throw a birthday party It’s literally only fun for the guests because they don’t have to fucking worry about the planning. They don’t have to worry about shit They’re not the ones having a midlife crisis I’m straight-up gonna have at least one mental breakdown about the fact that I’m 18, because that shit is scary Oh my god, this smells so good. Is this what it looks like when you’re actually doing it, right? Oh my god I don’t know. I’m just not a big fan of birthdays like this year. I’m straight-up disappearing on my birthday I don’t even want to see my friends. I’m just gonna fucking lay in bed lock my door No one’s allowed to see me for the whole day. My birthday’s May 22nd, which makes me a Gemini. I’m homeless Cos I was almost a tourist if I was born ten hours earlier, I would be a Taurus. I know that’s not what happened whoa, I am a Jedi, which means that everyone hates me for some reason every Gemini’s we’re like supposedly really like Insane or something by the Gemini and I think I’m a pretty good person. Like I’ve never heard anyone Well gentlemen isn’t really made out to be evil I think that I matched some of the traits like I definitely talk a lot and I’m definitely annoying I don’t have any of the evil Gemini traits. I don’t think okay. So I want to make this cake funfetti They didn’t have any funfetti mix on the store So I’m just gonna add sprinkles cuz I think you can do that, but I didn’t google it so maybe not I don’t know how much to add so I’m just gonna kind of go off You know it was the worst for me though when I used to go to school. My birthday was during finals so like I didn’t even get to have fun like my art has kind of been dead to me for like years now because they Just haven’t been able to celebrate I either I’m having a mental breakdown or it’s finals or both and now that I don’t go to school anymore now I just don’t like my birthday because I don’t like the attention and there’s always all this pressure to have a birthday party and then I don’t fucking want to do that That’s where I’m at with that know the thing about cooking is I just think I’m gonna clean this up, okay I know I’m gonna get salmonella, but I want to lick this. Nope I’m not gonna I’m not gonna like it. I want to that You know what shit’s gonna be scary is when I’m not a teenager anymore it leaves I’m so gonna be a teenager after this birthday. Like I’m not getting that old yet but when I’m like 20 that’s what I’m gonna start getting scared like the older I get then I’m gonna have to start getting Botox and like, you know, Like a boob job and stuff. Oh god I’m kidding. I don’t know like being my age is so fun like being 17 is fucking annoying You know what you like turn like 20 And then you just start getting like you’re not really in the know anymore of all twenties kind of young when you’re like 25 You don’t know shit anymore I don’t leave a few more years of me being cool and in the note next thing I don’t have to fucking get married. Oh God, I don’t even want to get married well I do God, I don’t even want to get married I may also just be jaded because my parents are divorced, but that is a personal issue A lot of girls are like oh my god. I can’t wait to get married. Ah, okay There’s no rush then I have to get have kids Straight-up have Children, like that’s so scary Yeah, like everybody hates teenagers and like we get a bad rap and shit But like I don’t care better than having fucking like have a baby throwing up on you. Don’t get me wrong I want to have children one day but like not right now. Imagine planning on wedding Oh pick a kid up from school Like I I can’t I mean I am 17, so he was like not get too ahead of ourselves The years are kind of like goin quick all of a sudden like I remember when I was 17 Oh, I am 17 still but like I remember when I turned 17 like this shit’s goin by too quick I’m gonna probably die soon. Sorry. I’m just having like a midlife crisis Alright, so they’re in the oven and see you and it’s done Okay, so I think that they’re done but I can’t find my toothpicks to like test. So I’m just gonna get Okay. Well, I’m gonna let these cool that the way I need you’re not mavin I’m the one these cool for like a long last time and then we’re going to decorate them. It’s gonna be really fun Okay, I don’t know how to turn my oven off so I think I did it if not I’m just gonna burn my lap down We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it Let’s fucking do this they turned out great I mean, I know how they’re gonna taste but first does I’m we’re gonna do is a very easy one because you know what? I’m sick of failing and I fucking want to do something right for once Oh Oh I think I think made something similar to this before. So I feel like this design is gonna be really easy I don’t feel like it’s gonna upset me. Whereas if you like some of the other designs that we’re gonna try today might upset me Why is this happening? Was I supposed to shake it first I Think about me and arts and crafts is that at first I’m like really good at it and then I just get like bored Okay, what is with this? Oh my god Does it mean the foot oh my god, I need my life. I should’ve bought fucking premade cupcakes from the store that already have decoration Sorry, I’m not talking about I’m just really busy right now I’m so fucking focused. Oh my god I ain’t got nobody but me is eating these cupcakes because I’m straight up getting my saliva all up in it. Okay? That’s not bad. It’s kind of vibes. It could be worse did you know why first cupcake pretty good next what we’re gonna make it’s very Bday theme which I decided to do because you know what? It’s my DNA Huh? Why are you rubbing out? I keep hurting myself. Oh my god. There’s a literal hair in it Oh, I do not have the patience for this. Okay who used to watch Cupcake Wars? So does that show on fucking Food Network or something? That shit was so good? I got so into that the people on Cupcake Wars made it look so easy And made me think they’re fucking aren’t you gonna make me cupcakes? But apparently I’m not you know as this one might not turn out to that. Well, this looks bad. Yeah, I did bad. I Don’t know what color that is, but who? So not my best work maybe I’m just like warming up okay this next one’s a little bit fun and quirky so oh My god Wow, I don’t really like sweet stuff that much but then again when it’s in front of me Look Brown her poop emoji. I Need to stop eating the frosting how they work I’m literally gonna throw up. Yeah, I’m using my fingers Okay, because no one’s eating these so it’s not gonna hurt anyone Oh Fucked up Oh my god, it was like a seven year old made this fuck No, that’s Honestly, this one’s this one’s just straight-up stat. You know what? I think it’d be cute if I didn’t like a little flower it’s spring and I don’t know why I’m trying to come up with a reason why I’m doing a flower one. I’m just doing it What kind of flower should I do? Like, you know, mo some people are like, oh you have my favorite flowers would do with like I don’t have a favorite flower I don’t care. Okay, I’ll do the tulip cuz that looks easy. Oh I know it looks like I’m not trying but I swear to God, I am it Just it’s just not going left my egos down but like this still looks kind of good. At least I did one good one I’m gonna do like one or two more because I’m starting to just get like sad I’m gonna do this Panda one because I think it’s cute and you know a little panda never hurt nobody. Okay? Oh This is bad Done Fuck it. Okay. That’s as good as someone’s gonna get. I don’t know. I I try I Juice oh That was good You know what cupcake decorating is all about having fun and being yourself and earlier I wasn’t really being myself, you know, because I was imitating something that someone else did look at that fine art. Okay, one more Sorry, I’m just having fun now. Oh Oh, yes, okay, that’s where you draw the line I’m done Let’s do a little birthday celebration before I eat one of these because you know what, Let’s not for know why we’re all here today for my fuckin. Bday. This is like the only B Day celebration I’m doing this year is right now so like let’s make the most of it Wow I just burn my fucking finger a nice seven years old. Why did that just happen? No, okay, guys, let’s sing. Happy birthday to me Everyone I won’t sing happy birthday Thank you guys It’s not that I mean