Hey! It’s Fluffy! And by the way you guys, I want to let
you know now here in this theater and All over the world wherever
anybody’s watching this special If you ever see me In public Either at a
restaurant or at a hotel or anywhere And you want to stop me and say hello or
take a picture anything Please I welcome it and it’s an honor if you
were to do that I do not mind at all Stop me anytime you want I’m the same person The same guy Thank you Seriously the same guy you see now is the same guy you’d see outside I don’t change you know you’re not gonna
walk up and go Gabriel can I talk to you I’m not gonna be like be gone from
me Gabriel is my stage name I’m not even Mexican I’m Scandinavian No trust me I’m the same pendejo you’ll see outside I don’t mind I love it you guys trust me.
You guys make it possible for me to have An incredible life and take care of my
family so I’m all for it Not a problem Trust me right now it’s so
crazy cus I’m still adjusting to People walking up to me I’m checking into the hotel and they
already knew me which was crazy I go like hi I’m checking in Here’s your key sir But, well, um… We know its you sir AHH! I think that’s awesome, I needed that
like six years ago One time I was trying to check into a
hotel in Chicago at one o’clock in the morning Because I missed my flight Nobody’s at the front desk just a little bell And a sign that said ring for service So there I am All of a sudden I heard this I hear the bell! All of a sudden this lady came out just… Are you the one ringing that damn bell? What the hell you want? Um, I’m checking in You know what time it is? It’s tomorrow I know, I missed my flight Mmmm hmmm… Whatever you say. What’s going on out there? Girl you gotta see this! I got a big ass
mexican showing up late as hell. Ok… What’s your name? My name is Gabriel
Iglesias. Iglesias Yes, Iglesias Ok, Iglesias, Ok E-G-L No no no no no, it’s Iglesias with an I With an I?! But you said E-glesias You didn’t say Iglesias, you said E-glesias It’s Iglesias with an I Mmm hmm, whatever you say it’s your damn name okay Mister Iglesias with a I You know that’s bad for you Oh this right here? My grand mama
lived to be a hundred years old Smoking? Minding her own damn business ok Mister Iglesias with a I Ok I found you in the system, I got you for two nights Full size bed non-smoking I requested a queen-size bed And you would have got a queen if you had been here yesterday But it’s tomorrow and
you’re lucky I’m talking to you Mister Iglesias with an I What’s the I stand for? I need a bigger bed? What ‘s going on out there? Girl you gotta see this. Nacho libre is trippin!