so last time, I flew to Anaheim.( Hi my name is jeff how is life?) here’s what I actually did there :)) ╭━┳━╭━╭━╮╮
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╲┃╰┃◯╰┗┛┗┛╯╭┃╲╲ hello my d00ds. how are we doing today? (gud) it is just past 7:00 a.m. friday, july whatever the date is i have no idea and I just got back from the gym 😀 right now I’m eating breakfast i have a w o k e n that’s for sure i’m E L E C T R I C not really ._. im running on fumes. but thats besides the point my mom actually ended up going back to the grocery- store and getting all of the ingredients of my breakfast 😀 so I dont have to eat crappy hotel food and im really happy about dat after this im gonna take a shower because my hair looks like “dis” anyways. lets get going hello everybody :DD how’s it going my d00ds? (gud :D) on this fine day I had my first ever vidcon meet and greet i was excited i downed my breakfast quickly which included TWO avocado tortillas instead of one after that i took a warm w e t & m o i s t shower and changed into my dapper outfit for the day now this little yellow plaid number is from non other then aritzia the first time i saw it i told myself that i would never wear it in a million years. that same night i went to bed and had a nightmare that i was Cher Horowitz from clueless and immediately woke up. it was 3 a.m. but i still managed to order this two piece and enter my credit card number correctly (sLaY) now we’re here i absolutely love it my name is Joana Horowitz and i am here to do your bills incorrectly. if the Canadian refu agency sues you its the blazer’s fault not mine. at this point it was already 11 a.m. and it was time to go to the convention center. unfortunately my r a v e n o u s – n e s s got the best of me. so i demanded that room service made me the thicc-est omelet ever. it arrives at my doorstep 15 minutes later. and it looked delightful i ate it as fast as possible unfortunately because of the time cruch i wasn’t able to stop and taste the ricotta cheese but it was there it showed up it gave life to the world and it tasted good. now i have mixed feelings with omelets. because they lowkey look like fried barf the yellow certainly does not do it any favors but they usually taste good. anyways, once i was done with my eggy business it was really time to go we have been waiting for too long i blamed it on wimbledon i strutted my stuff down the hall i made my way to the big bad scary van that looked like some sort of transformer in automobile form and off to vidcon we we’re headed 😀 then i jumped into this golf cart which is strange because i dont know how never have known and never will know how to play golf. and went down this escalator that would take me the the first level of hell in Dante’s inferno. it was just past 12 p.m. at this point i was waiting to meet everyone who had signed up for my meet and greet i was excited and hungry and they had cookies. good. exactly what i needed how many did i eat? yknow what there’s things you shouldn’t ask under any circumstances for any reason because of anyone. alas. it was time i take up my post and meet the 250 odd people who signed up to meet me. lemme tell you. I had a blast (yay) everyone was just so sweet and awesome 🙂 its at times like this when I truly get to see the faces of the 2.4 million people who subscribed to my channel. because as a creator its impossible to imagine the scope of what you created I mean I cant even begin to imagine it its kinda like you a third dimensional creature trying to imagine the fourth dimension it just cant be done not matter how hard you try but regardless I had so much fun meeting you guys 😀 and I wanted to thank everyone who took the time out of their day to meet me after all that gymnastics was over and done with and I had met everyone my parents and I walked away drained (oh god) but happy :DD we still were unaware that we could not be on the main floor as featured creators so we unknowingly broke the rules and decided to waltz around and look at da exhibits. see I told you we were felons i belong in a cell. ney i belong in solitary confinement (vOcAbUlArY) im a danger to society @[email protected] and area 51 is scared of me not the other way around. hello my d00ds. (hewo) so my meet and greets are over (awh) and im now just chilling at the pool im sizzling ANYWAYS i have a couple things to say i have a couple stories to tell you all. first of all. where are these glasses coming from so i went thrifting with my mom and she found these sunglasses for 4 dollars and 20 cense. she read that they were by the brand “fossil” (dinos?) and apparently according to her thats a expensive brand so she made me buy it. so thats the only reason why im wearing these right now but they’re kinda snazzy tho not gonna lie ╭━┳━╭━╭━╮╮
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