*Romantic music* Narrator: “It all started when she played Cards Against Humanity. Her love for Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza never faded. Everyday, she went to Domino’s and got one. Eating nothing but the dessert pizza started to take a toll on the young maid’s job. Which lead to Ciel banning her from eating Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza ever again. Remember kids, don’t get obsessed with Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza.” Mey-Rin: “I walked into Domino’s like I did every day for the past two years. Everyday at precisely three thirty one; That never failed. The pizza was always there ready for me to pick up and eat. The cashier was there eyeing me intensly. I got my money out to pay, but the cashier quickly stopped me saying that this was my thousandth pizza, and that I finally earned a free one! I thanked the young man and walked back to my horse. I hopped on, and rode all the way back to the estate.” DODP: “I woke up in a pizza box. Bumping along on a gravel road. Suddenly, we came to a stop, and I was carried the rest of the way into a brightly lit room. I was gently sat down on a soft bed, and finally, my box was opened. I was sliced by a young woman, and slowly, but surely eaten. There was a sudden loud noise of a door being forced open. I was taken away from rightful owner.” Meyrin: “I was enjoying my dessert pizza, lost in my thoughts. I whispered to the pizza that it was my one and only true love. Moaning with each new bite. Uhh, the pizza made me feel like Lau after he had some Lady Blonde. Then suddenly, my door swung open With Ciel and Sebastian standing there with disappointed looks on their faces. Sebastian reprimanded me for indulging on the job. Ciel took me to his study and had a long talk about how I was never to eat A Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza ever again.” Narrator: “She felt as if her one and only true love was taken from her. After all, her behavior got much better around the estate after the dessert pizza withdrawal of course. Even though she was never to eat one again, she still had her memories and that is all that mattered.” *OUTTAKES* Narrator: “It all started when she played Cards Against Humanity. Her love for Dor”….da fuck. I…I was about to say Doreo’s again *laughs* *he’s trying to keep it together* Oh God. I did….I *laughs* I did that in the episode as well. Her love for *laughs* Her love for Dom oh fuck. *laughs* I can’t…I can’t….it’s so stupid. I can’t even “Everyday she went to Domino’s and got one.” Everyday? *laughs* w…what? *laughs* holy shit. *laughs* When did she have the time? Okay. “Eating nothing but…” Oh fuck. *chuckles* okay. “Eating nothing but….” fuck. “Eating nothing but the dessert pizza” *laughs* it just sounds so stupid. Okay. “I woke up in the pizza box” *laughs* “I woke up in a…” fucking pizza bo…fuck. “After all, her behavior got much better around the estate after the…” *CDawg getting tongue tied* “After all, her behavior got much better around the estate after the dessert fucking…pizza bitchface withdrawal….fuck” Hello beautiful peopleeeeeeeeee! My name is CDawg, and you already know this. So anyway, here are this month’s Patreon supporters. Thank you very much, a big shout out to you guys. You’re the best. And hey, if you are interested in supporting me, the link is in the description. You can check out all the cool rewards and whatnot, and SUBSCRIBE! Alright, i’ll see you beautiful people next week! Mwah!