(Classical Music Plays) Ahem, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmm! Introducing Monsieur Jake Roper, and Madame
iJustine. Monsieur Captain Sparklez and Madame Cassey
Ho. Monsieur Jimmy Wong and Madame Abbe Drake. And now, introducing: General Michael Don
Lamond and Mademoiselle Rosanna Pansino. Whoa! (Violin Screeches) Oh, my! Did you see that? (Laughter) (Pants rip) OH! (Laughter) If you were the popcorn, I would be the movie If you were strawberries Then I would be the smoothie If you were October, I’d be apple cider And if you were the waffle fries Then, I would be the slider. Cause you and me we make each other better. We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together You and me we’ll make it through whatever, We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together da da da, da da da da, da da da, da da da da, da da da, da da da da, da da da If you were Sunday brunch, I’d be eggs and bacon. If you were hot chocolate, I’d be the winter night you stay in. If you were a candy, I would be the wrapper. And if you were marshmallows Then, I’d be the graham cracker Cause you and me we make each other better We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together You and me we’ll make it through whatever We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together What’s the point of apple pie, Without the ice cream on the side? That’d be like not having you tonight. And what’s the point of a fondue, Without the chocolate too? That’d be like me not having you. Da da da, da da da da, da da da, da da da
da, da da da, da da da da, da da da Cause you and me we make each other better, We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together. You and me we’ll make it through whatever, We may not be perfect but we’re perfect together. Da da da, da da da da, da da da, da da da da, da da da, da da da da, da da da