♪♪ [BIRDS CHIRPING] [SPLASH]>>OKAY, EVERYONE! GUYS, COME HERE. LET’S ALL GATHER AROUND. WE GOTTA TALK. IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE THE CRASH, AND I DON’T THINK A RESCUE TEAM IS COMING ANYMORE WHICH MEANS, IT’S UP TO US TO SURVIVE. BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS. WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER SURVIVOR FROM THE CRASH AND HE’S THIS FORMER NASA ENGINEER WHO SPECIALIZES IN LIKE SCIENTIFIC DO-IT-YOURSELF GADGETRY. I THINK IT COULD REALLY SAVE US.>>YEAH!>>YEAH HE’S RIGHT HERE. HIS NAME IS MARK ROBER. COME HERE, MARK. LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS [CLAPPING] >>HEY, THANKS GUYS. UM, ANYONE THIRSTY?>>YEAH!>>YEAH!>>WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK. DRINK UP. [COUGHING]>>ARE YOU CRAZY? THIS IS SALT WATER!>>NO, NO, NO, MY FRIENDS, THAT IS FRESH WATER THAT HAS BEEN MOLECULARLY ALTERED WITH THIS. THE OCEAN BLASTER 2000! I CAN SEE YOU’RE IMPRESSED. LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS. YOU SEE, OCEAN’S ARE SALTY DUE TO DEPOSITS FROM RIVERS AND, NOT TO BRAG, BUT WHAT TAKES MOTHER NATURE THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS BLASTER CAN REPLICATE IN MILLISECONDS. [BLAST] [GASPS]>>THAT WAS THE LAST OF OUR FRESH WATER!>>EMPHASIS ON WAS.>>PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY. OH!>>OKAY MARK, YOU’RE DONE. ADAM START A FIRE SO WE CAN AT LEAST STAY WARM TONIGHT. [SCRATCHING]>>WHY ISN’T THIS STARTING? IT’S LIKE THIS WOOD IS COVERED IN SOME SORT OF – >>SPECIAL COOLANT? MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNITE? HMM?>>WHY, MARK? WHY?>>I THINK YOU MEAN HOW. YOU SEE, BY HARNESSING A UNIQUE COMBINATION OF ALL OF OUR REMAINING EDIBLE PLANTS, THIS ISLAND IS NOW COMPLETELY FLAME RETARDANT.>>HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMART, AND YET SO DUMB?!>>THANK YOU! I MEAN WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED HERE FOLKS. THIS CONTRAPTION GIVES SHARKS THE ABILITY TO WALK ON LAND, GREATLY EXPANDING THEIR HUNTING RANGE.>>MARK, NO!>>AH! NO!>>AH!>>THE WORLD’S SMALLEST NERF GUN!>>I’VE ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT THIS! IT’S REALLY POWER- DID YOU SAY SMALLEST?>>THE DARTS ARE ACTUALLY COVERED IN JAGUAR PHEROMONES. I SUGGEST RUNNING. [ROAR] >>AH!>>A WIFI TOWER!>>THAT’S LIKE ACTUALLY SUPER HELPFUL.>>BUILT JUST WITH PARTS FROM ALL YOUR GUYS’ PHONES.>>IS THERE ANOTHER PHONE TO USE, MARK? [SCREAMS] >>YOU’RE ALL HARRY POTTER FANS, RIGHT?>>YEAH?>>AN ISLAND INVISIBILITY CLOAK!>>WHY?>>WHY WOULDN’T YOU MAKE IT?>>NOT LIKE THIS.>>THAT’S NOT THE POINT.>>NOT HERE.>>NOT IN THIS WORLD. [AIRPLANE HUMMING]>>MARK! NO, MARK, PUT IT AWAY!>>HELP! HELP! HELP! NOTHING HERE, OVER>>HA HA, IT WORKED!>>THAT IS IT! I SAY WE DONNER PARTY THIS THING AND EAT MARK!>>YEAH!>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I HAVEN’T SHOWED YOU GUYS MY MOST IMPORTANT INVENTION YET.>>NO! NO MORE INVENTIONS!>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT’S THE LAST OF OUR FOOD!>>YEAH!>>RELAX GUYS. WHAT ONCE WAS FOOD IS NOW THE COCONUT TELEPORTATION DEVICE.>>ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SAYING THAT THING ACTUALLY WORKS?>>OF COURSE IT WORKS. THEY ALWAYS WORK.>>OKAY, TRUE.>>TRUE.>>OKAY.>>AND THE DESTINATION IS SET FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.>>WHAT?>>WOW.>>ALRIGHT SO TO MAKE IT WORK, YOU’RE GONNA PUT BOTH HALVES TOGETHER. ON THREE.>>OKAY!>>OKAY.>>ONE, TWO, THREE. [GASPS] >>WHAT?>>IT WORKED. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. THE COCONUTS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TELEPORTED!>>EAT MARK! [SCREAMING] >>EAT MARK! [SCREAMING]>>HEY, GUYS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. WE HAD A GREAT TIME FILMING WITH MARK. GO CHECK OUT HIS CHANNEL WHERE, UNLIKE HERE, HE INVENTED THE WORLD’S LARGEST NERF GUN. IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.>>YEAH.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THE UH, THE JAGUAR AND SHARKS.>>I’LL GET OVER IT, YOU KNOW?>>YEAH. IT’LL HEAL.>>WILL IT?>>NOPE.