How’s it going guys, welcome to Reaction Time! And today, I am joined with DangMattSmith. Today, we are going to be looking…at the dumbest tweets… …in history of twitter. This is a compilation of the dumbest of the- the dumbest tweets of all time. These tweets are so dumb, they’re dumber than dumb! Exactly! It’s a famous quote by the way. Without further ado we are going to get into this. I would definitely encourage you put on some glasses… …because these are going to hurt your brain and… Yeah, you ready for this? I’m ready, man. Let’s do this! lets do it my mom got all these cookies cakes and snacks… I think imma die of beaties ok my diabetes diabetes that’s not what it means that it’s dying of diabetes diabetes the thing right Diana upbeat what is BTW man she thinks the baby’s butt like a little girl obviously didn’t graduate yeah she was like have you heard of that thing is called a copy if they’re deadly you can refine like stuff out from the thing it’s like like virus buddy the cleaners is working be finally got my debit card, love the blue…-Tal & Matt try not to LOL- reason at least a thousand people saw your debit card and you don’t show your debit card numbers and tweet about it and it’s got the expiration date, it’s got the full credit card number M: Come on… T: Come on man… M: Wow… T: What are you what are you doing…??? So I mean we know that they’re banking with CHASE… Yeah, we know it’s VISA, (T&M) it’s a debit… I mean like just be smart… T: No, they’re just gonna be like, CHASE is a shitty ass bank, open my bank account all of a sudden I got hacked??? No, you’re stupid, you posted it on Twitter…it’s like, HOW DID I GET HACKED??? M: -LOL- T: Like shitty sum FRGH… M: -LOL- I’m switching… WAIT HOLD UP! T: …but there’s more… M: …there’s more… it says… the back code of my card is -blank- why is everyone asking? shake my head…-Matt LOL- T&M: -Applaud- M: I mean… T: The back code of my card is dot dot dot… T: …why is everyone asking me…? M: She gave out the back code… T: It was the CVC number, come on -LOL- M: Like… oh yeah, why is everybody asking for my social security number, why does everybody want to know my bank information? Like her accounts have been drained already, like they got drained real quick… T: She didn’t have much in her account anyway… T&M: -LOL- M: Yeah, true she couldn’t have had… T: Just made some synonym rolls… M: -Try not to explode LOL- i’m trying not to laugh at these peoples own stupidity but soon and then travel challenge right now you’re ready to mingle in the middle I have an amendment in the women is a word or phrase that means exactly are nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language, that’s a sugary dessert you eat after a large meal… M: Does it take 18 months for twins to be born, or 9…? (Matt & Tal leave to LOL at a corner) M: 18 months for twins to be, no girl.
It does not take 18 months It’s the same, babies they come…-clear throat- some babies are born you know a little bit sooner T: Nine months (M: Right) takes one baby, nine months takes another baby…18 months together… T: God damn Matt… M: She thinks -LOL- T: Come on, get it together boy -LOL- (Matt’s face…) M: I mean but…
T: Earlier today before getting my abortion it’s sad but it had to be done, can’t be on Teen Mom you know what I’m saying…so there she is, just taking a selfie, she’s right to get her abortion, I mean abortion is not something to laugh about…we can’t laugh… HOLD UP! Shaking my damn head, just got back from the doctors, I wasn’t even pregnant, I’m just FAT… M: -LOL T: WHAT…??? -LOL- She thought she was pregnant How did that happen? M: She said she’s just fat, man… T: She’s pregnant with Taco Bell M: Taco Bell MAN… T: -LOL- They have like a fried chicken shrimp, it’s like… it’s like a heart attack in a taco It’s like how do you tell someone you’re not pregnant, you just kind of you’re fat… M: -LOL- Can you even say it…OK pretend I’m the woman T: I’m suing you… M: Pretend I’m the woman you’re the doctor… T: Elizabeth, listen to me… -Breathes- That’s not a baby, that’s not a baby What? What is it then… It’s called fat… M: (NO… Moment) Is it serious? T: Yeah… Don’t know what I just voted for but I voted T: WHAT? I can’t do this bro I can’t do this M: It’s okay man
T: I’m out T: I’ma go vote
M: Ok… T: Ok… M: Rock the boat T: Wait who do I vote for? M: Uh… T: Fuck it, I’m just gonna vote…
M: Yeah T: This is how bad presidents get elected This was our president, it’s because of people like you There’s something wrong this banana That ain’t no banana
We’ll get her next time Next time Yo I ordered a pizza & came with no toppings on it or anything it’s just bread @dominos Come on Dominos We’re sorry to hear about this, please let our friends at Dominos_UK know of this so they can help All right, I mean…it happens… HOLD UP! He says, never mind I open the pizza upside down T: What… M: How do you open up a pizza upside-down?
T: Can that even work ’cause the way the box is shaped, there’s no like little handle, like a little bit where you can pull and open up the pizza box but like, if you do it upside down that’s just…maybe this guy was high…
T: I, I kinda want some pizza… M: I know M: Domino’s
T: Yeah, let’s get some… I never knew there were green apples… (That Face)
M: Never knew there were green apples (Matt in Boom Voice) Of course there are green apples You ever heard of Granny Smith apples? Like that’s my grandma t: Uh Oh…
M: What? I don’t understand why they created multiple languages, like what one wasn’t good enough for you? T: WHAT…?
M: Some people just don’t understand T: Damn it…-confused laughter- T: Let’s help her out T: Alright lady, hello…nice to meet you M: Pick up a history book from your local library or you know, school and just open it up, open it up like a pizza box T: Yeah -LOL- M: …okay… T: Open it upside down and backwards… M: Read it T: I can imagine you’re like…oh… M: Like is this in a different language? You’re holding the book upside down M: Oh… T: No it wasn’t, PSH idiots… T&M: -LOL- T: I pulled it back down… M: So heard it was fine putting your phone in the microwave to charge it, my charger broke yesterday, my battery was pretty low, so thought I’d give it a go this happened (Matt & Tal confused) probably probably saw it on like Reddit yeah… they thought it was cool… hey guys is it okay if I charge my phone in the microwave Yeah, you should definitely try it…
ALRIGHT LET’S DO IT maybe they you know what maybe they put in the microwave they just put the wrong settings they push popcorn, always been they didn’t push iphone so the guy you got to use a defrost setting come on haha duh This 1 says I’m not racist but black people were a lot nicer before the civil rights movement OH HELL NO… M: You know what because we were not free we were, he’s not in this (T: Oh thank God) so we had to be nice so that we can EARN our freedom oh and Dr Martin Luther King, he had a dream, that one day… T: -LOL- Guys thank you so much for watching this video, we’re going to stop it there, I do not want to go any further… make sure to go check out DangMattSmith, go check out his channel, go subscribe to him, it’s gonna be in the link down below, first link…do that T: …okay pls, just do it… M: All the cool kids are doing it… DO IT! T: Come on, just for that…we’ll see you guys next time on another episode of Reaction Time, until then…make sure to go click on another video, click that circle to subscribe Yeah guys, have a good one and peace out 🙂