♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS>>BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO’LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ ‘CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS>>WANDS AND WINGS.>>FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS. ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ REALLY MOD, BEAN POD ♪ BUFF BOD, HOT ROD>>OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE! ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ THEY LET YOU LIVE ♪ WHEN YOU WERE A KID ♪ WITH FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪>>YEAH, RIGHT!>>WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?>>I’M TEETERING.>>AND I’M TOTTERING.>>YOU SHOULD BE HIDING. IT’S MARCH 15th!>>IT’S MARCH 15th! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! (sirens wailing)>>>OOH, MARCH 15th! DUCK AND COVER!>>MARCH 15th!>>>AAH!>>MARCH 15th!>>WHAT’S UP WITH MARCH 15th?>>IS IT BE KIND TO SQUIRRELS DAY?>>NO! EVERY KID KNOWS THAT MARCH 15th IS THE DAY THAT MR. CROCKER IS AT HIS MEANEST. (computer bleeping)>>AND ACCORDING TO MY GENETIC TRACKING DEVICE, HE’S GETTING CLOSER! (bleeping) (tires screeching) OOH! EVERYONE, RUN TO THE SAFE BOSOM OF THE UNITED STATES EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM!>>>(shrieking)>>I’M NOT MOVING UNTIL I GET MY NUTS– OOH! OR UNTIL I CAN FEEL MY LEGS. (bell ringing)>>>(whimpering)>>I HATE MARCH 15th.>>THERE’S NO TELLING WHAT CROCKER WILL DO.>>HEADS DOWN! AND YOU, MR. I KNOW EVERYTHING, IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND? DOES IT!?>>YES. I MEAN, NO. I MEAN, IF… I DON’T KNOW! GAAH!>>HELLO, TURNER.>>MR. CROCKER. BUT, BUT– WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?>>I DON’T KNOW, TURNER. YOU’RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BATTLE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION, AND YOUR TEETH ARE NOT BAD ENOUGH FOR A MAGNET. HMM. AAH, I’VE GOT IT!>>>(snarling)>>GAAH, AIEE!>>I’VE NEVER SEEN CROCKER USE RABID DOGS BEFORE.>>PFTT… HE’S REALLY THINKING OUT OF THE BOX THIS TIME.>>WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING US LIKE THIS?>>WHY? LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH A FEW OF MY OWN. WHY AM I STILL A MISERABLE SCHOOL TEACHER? OR WHY DOESN’T MY TRACKING DEVICE EVER FIND ME A FAIRY GODPARENT?>>WELL, YOU USED AN EGGBEATER INSTEAD OF DNA SAMPLER AND–>>SILENCE! WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING?>>I CAN’T ANSWER THAT EITHER!>>WHY DON’T ANY OF THE THINGS I WISH FOR EVER BECOME REALITY!? (slamming)>>Timmy: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. IT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR. I’M SICK OF CROCKER MAKING US ALL MISERABLE.>>I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM THAT MADE HIM THIS WAY?>>I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’M GOING TO FIND OUT. I’VE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM THESE DOGS. LOOK, YOU GUYS, SQUIRRELS!>>AAH! THIS IS THE WORST BE KIND TO SQUIRRELS DAY EVER! GAAH, NICE DOGGIE!>>OFF TO CROCKER’S HOUSE.>>Cosmo: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I’VE ONLY GOT ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW! (lightning cracking) (computer bleeping)>>Timmy: ACCORDING TO A.J.’s CROCKER TRACKER, THIS IS CROCKER’S HOUSE.>>Crocker: OUT OF MY WAY!>>HERE HE COMES.>>GAAH!>>COME ON, LET’S GET A BETTER LOOK.>>STUPID DUPED ROOM. STUPID DUPED VAN. STUPID DUPED LIFE.>>DENZEL, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME STUPID DUPED DESSERT? I MADE YOUR STUPID DUPED FAVOURITE.>>Crocker: “HAPPY MARCH 15th.” MOTHER, WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU!?>>I WAS ONLY TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PERKY LITTLE BALL OF SUNSHINE THAT USED TO BE MY SON?>>THAT CHILD DOESN’T EXIST! I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I WAS HAPPY. GAAH!>>YOU KNOW WHAT’S WEIRD? I’M A HUMMINGBIRD, BUT I’M DOING MUCH MORE SUCKING THAN HUMMING.>>TIMMY, WHAT’S THE MATTER?>>CROCKER’S SO ANGRY AND UNHAPPY, AND HIS MOM SAID HE WASN’T ALWAYS LIKE THIS. AND IF WE WENT BACK IN TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT MADE CROCKER MISERABLE, WE COULD CHANGE IT SO IT NEVER HAPPENED.>>BUT YOU’D BE HELPING YOUR WORST ENEMY.>>YEAH, BUT IF I CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER HE WON’T BE MY WORST ENEMY ANYMORE, AND HE’LL STOP TORTURING ALL THE KIDS. I WISH I HAD MY MAGICAL TIME SCOOTER! AND WITH THE CROCKER TRACKER WE’LL BE ABLE TO TRACK CROCKER DOWN NO MATTER WHAT TIME PERIOD WE’RE IN. WOW, MY HOUSE TEN YEARS AGO!>>Wanda: AND LOOK, IT’S YOUR PARENTS, AND YOU’RE STILL IN YOUR MOMMY’S TUMMY.>>I THOUGHT SHE LOVED TIMMY. WHY DID SHE EAT HIM?>>Dad: HONEY, THIS HOUSE IS FINALLY OURS.>>IT’S THE PERFECT HOME FOR A YOUNG COUPLE WHO CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BIRTH OF THEIR NEW DAUGHTER.>>YEAH, HA HA! AND LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL DAUGHTER STUFF I BOUGHT. I’D BE CRUSHED IF WE HAD A SON.>>OOP, THAT EXPLAINS THE PINK HAT.>>AND ALL THESE BABY PICTURES OF YOU IN DRESSES.>>WELL, WE WON’T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE.>>HONEY!>>THIS LOOKS LIKE A SWELL HOUSE. IT’S BIGGER AND NICER THAN THE ONE NEXT DOOR, AND I’LL BET IT COST LESS. HI, NEIGHBOUR! I HOPE THEY DON’T HAVE A BOY.>>DINKLEBERG.>>OKAY, NOW ALL WE’VE GOT TO DO IS FIND CROCKER. (horn honking)>>Crocker: OUT OF MY WAY!>>THAT WAS EASY. QUICK, SWITCH TO SUPER SECRET SPY HELMET.>>MUSTN’T BE LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT MY NEW TEACHING JOB, BECAUSE WHERE THERE’S A SCHOOL THERE ARE KIDS, AND WHERE THERE ARE KIDS THERE ARE BOUND TO BE FAIRY GODPARENTS! (crashing)>>MR. CROCKER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?>>APPROXIMATELY $1,800 WORTH OF DAMAGE, BUT FEAR NOT, GERALDINE, I CAN FIX IT.>>I’M YOUR BOSS NOW. CALL ME MISS WAXELPLAX. AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO FIX MY CAR?>>ONCE I CAPTURE A FAIRY GODPARENT, I’LL WISH YOUR CAR BACK TO NORMAL. FAIRIES!>>WOW, EVEN TEN YEARS AGO CROCKER’S STILL MISERABLE AND FAIRY-OBSESSED. WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME FURTHER.>>TO THE 80s!>>WOW, WE’RE AT DIMMSDALE UNIVERSITY IN THE 80s!>>THIS MUST BE WHERE CROCKER WENT TO COLLEGE.>>Timmy: THIS WHOLE DECADE IS A FASHION DISASTER! I’M GOING TO STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB.>>Wanda: THERE YOU GO. NOW YOU’RE PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE.>>AND FUNKY FRESH!>>COME ON, TIMMY, LET’S BREAK-DANCE! (♪♪) NARLEY!>>DENZEL, THE WHOLE UNIVERSITY IS A-BUZZ WITH BIG NEWS.>>AH, GERALDINE. I’M GLAD YOU’RE HERE TO SEE THIS. AFTER SPENDING FOUR YEARS IN COLLEGE ON MY RESEARCH, I’M FINALLY READY TO SHARE MY DISCOVERY WITH THE WORLD.>>”BIG NEWS TODAY”. BIG NEWS MEANS BIG MESSES! (♪♪)>>WOW, SHE’S A MANIAC, THAT’S FOR SURE.>>OOH, LET’S SIT HERE, SHELDON. I CAN’T WAIT HEAR THE BIG NEWS.>>GRR, DINKLEBERG.>>THIS CROCKER KID SAYS HIS DISCOVERY IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. I CAN’T WAIT TO GIVE HIM FUNDING FOR HIS RESEARCH.>>WHATEVER YOU’RE PAYING, THE GOVERNMENT WILL DOUBLE IT!>>WHAT A SCOOP. I’M VOTING THIS IN ON MY BRAND SPANKING NEW 1980 CELLULAR PHONE. CELL PHONE RADIATION SO NOT A THREAT TO MY HEALTH…>>STUDENTS, FACULTY, ESTEEMED GUESTS WITH BIG FAT GOVERNMENT CHEQUES. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF EVERY TIME YOU WANTED SOMETHING IT MAGICALLY APPEARED?>>>YES, YES, YES!>>HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, YOU MIGHT ASK? WHY, WITH THE HELP OF FAIRY GODPARENTS! YES, THROUGH MANY YEARS OF RESEARCH I HAVE VERY NEARLY DISCOVERED A TRUE PROOF THAT FAIRY GODPARENTS FLOAT AMONG US. THESE FAIRIES ARE ASSIGNED TO A CHILD D GRANT THEIR EVERY WISH. I SAY WE PLACE PAINFUL MONITOR COLLARS ON EVERY CHILD IN AMERICA SO WE CAN CAPTURE THEIR FAIRIES SO THAT WE CONTROL THE MAGIC! (maniacal laughing) WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I’LL TAKE MY MONEY, ACCOLADES, FAME AND GREAT LIFE NOW.>>>(mocking laughter)>>AW, DENZEL, NO… I’M IN LOVE WITH A PSYCHOTIC MORON!>>>(laughing)>>WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? STOP LAUGHING!>>I’M NOT GIVING THE MONEY TO HIM. HE PROMISED TO BLIND US WITH SCIENCE.>>I KNOW: I’M GOING TO INVEST IT IN SOMETHING TIMELESS AND WORTHWHILE, LIKE HIS PARACHUTE PANTS! LOOK AT THOSE POCKETS! WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THEM?>>I’M IN!>>AND I’M RICH. AND WE’RE THROUGH.>>(sobbing)>>NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU ON THE REBOUND, BUT MAY I MOP UP YOUR TEARS?>>>(laughing)>>STOP IT, STOP LAUGHING AT ME! OOH, THIS IS THE SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!>>SECOND WORST? THEN HIS WORST DAY HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. GUYS, WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO CROCKER’S CHILDHOOD.>>HERE YOU ARE, SPORT: DIMMSDALE, MARCH 14th, !972, CROCKER’S CHILDHOOD.>>BUT I’M GOING TO NEED 70s CLOTHES IF I’M GOING TO BLEND IN. NOW ALL I GOTTA DO IS FIND THE MISERABLE LITTLE KID THAT WILL GROW UP TO BE THE MISERABLE DENZEL CROCKER.>>OH, OH, I KNOW WHERE HE IS!>>Timmy: HEY, IT’S MY SCHOOL IN THE 70s. (computer bleeping) AND THERE’S CROCKER. YOU WERE RIGHT, COSMO. YOU WERERIGHT?>>WOW, ONE IN A ROW. IT’S A NEW RECORD!>>Wanda: HMM, THERE IS SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT HIM. I JUST CAN’T PUT MY WAND ON IT>>LOOK OVER THERE. IT’S MY MOM AS A KID.>>PUSH ME HIGHER, SHELDON, HIGHER!>>OKAY!>>GRR, DINKLEBERG.>>LOOK OUT, DAD!>>MY NAME’S NOT DAD, IT’S– (horn blaring) GAAH!>>TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!>>OOH, DENZEL CROCKER! HE’S GROOVY AND SO HEROIC.>>THANKS, DENZEL CROCKER. NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M GOING TO GO STARE ANGRILY AT DINKLEBERG.>>LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.>>HELLO, DIMMSDALE. I’M NANETTE UBETCHA REPORTING LIVE FROM DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY WITH TEN YEAR OLD DENZEL CROCKER, WHERE HE JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF YET ANOTHER LUCKY CITIZEN OF DIMMSDALE.>>IT’S ALL IN A DAY’S WORK, MA’AM.>>WAIT, I’M LEARNING THAT THE MAYOR IS DECLARING TOMORROW, MARCH 15th, DENZEL CROCKER DAY!>>I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL MY MOM!>>COME ON, WE’VE GOT TO FOLLOW HIM.>>MOTHER, HAVE GREAT NEWS!>>NOT NOW, DENZEL. MOMMY HAS TO RUN TO HER SECOND JOB AT THE EIGHT TRACK TAPE COMPANY. IT’S THE MUSIC DELIVERY SYSTEM OF THE FUTURE.>>YUP, AND GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS?>>OH NO! IT’S VIC THE BABY-SITTER! UH, HI VIC. I’M–>>GOING TO BED!>>WAIT A MINUTE. TEN YEAR OLD KID, INATTENTIVE PARENT, EVIL BABY-SITTER, PINK AND GREY PARROTS AND SOAP BOX CARS? OH MY GOSH, DENZEL CROCKER MUST HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS. IF I EVER DO THAT AGAIN, HIT ME. NOT NOW!>>GUH, MY LIFE IS SO MISERABLE. I DON’T KNOW HOW I’D BE ABLE TO BEAR IF IT WEREN’T FOR YOU TWO, COSMO AND WANDA.>>HEY, WHO’S THAT GORGEOUS HUNK OF FAIRY?>>WHAT THE–? COME HERE! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING BEING MR. CROCKER’S FAIRIES 30 YEARS AGO?>>I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T REMEMBER BEING MR. CROCKER’S FAIRY.>>NEITHER DO I, AND I’M THE SMART ONE.>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HE COULD HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS! OOF… THANKS FOR NOT USING THE OAR.>>I DON’T GET IT EITHER, TIMMY. ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT MARCH 15th, 1972, IS THE WORST DAY EVER.>>AND TOMORROW’S MARCH 15th. IF YOU GUYS DON’T REMEMBER BEING HIS FAIRIES THEN CROCKER MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO LOSE YOU FOREVER.>>OH, TIMMY, THAT’S RIDICULOUS. ALL FAIRIES ARE MASTERS OF DISGUISE.>>YEAH, I KNOW I’D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO GIVE MYSELF AWAY.>>70s Cosmo: HI, ICE CREAM MAN! HI, GROUP OF CHILDREN! HI, BIRDIE! I CAN FLY TOO ‘CAUSE I’M A FAIRY! WEEE!>>70s Wanda: GET IN HERE, YOU IDIOT!>>I WONDER WHO BLEW HIS SECRET?>>(snoring)>>Mom: GOOD BYE, DENZEL. HAVE A NICE DAY.>>WAKE UP, YOU GUYS! THEY’RE MOBILIZING!>>BYE, MOTHER. WILL I SEE YOU AT THE DENZEL CROCKER DAY CEREMONY?>>OOH, I CAN’T, DENZEL. IT’S WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY’S THE DAY MOMMY CLEANS THE LOCKERS AT THE ROLLER DISCO. MY RHINESTONE PANT SUIT AND YOUR FUNKY BELL-BOTTOM PANTS DON’T BUY THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW. BYE, HONEY!>>GAAH, HERE HE COMES!>>OH, HELLO THERE, STRANGER. GROOVY GREEN AND PINK ANIMALS.>>THANKS. RIGHTEOUS GREEN AND PINK PARROTS.>>TO CITY HALL!>>WE’VE GOT TO FOLLOW HIM. HE’S GOING TO THE PARADE.>>FELLOW CITIZENS, WE ARE GATHERED HERE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL MARCH 15th TO HONOUR THE MOST HELPFUL, LEAST SELFISH, GROOVIEST AND MOST FAR-OUT KID IN DIMMSDALE, DENZEL CROCKER.>>>(cheering) SPEECH, SPEECH!>>AW, I COULDN’T. NOW I COULD.>>I’M SO PROUD. THESE ARE THE DAYS WE’LL REMEMBER 30 YEARS FROM NOW.>>LIKE, I’LL GET SOME GRANOLA TO CELEBRATE. DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID WHILE I’M GONE.>>MUST RESIST STUPIDITY IMPULSE…>>FELLOW CITIZENS, I WAS BORN IN A LOG CABIN TEN YEAR AGO.>>TIMMY, THIS IS IT!>>IT HAPPENS HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE?>>YES, IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO HER NOW!>>WANDA, KILL THE POWER. I HAVE TO GET DENZEL AWAY FROM THAT MICROPHONE.>>WHAT DO I DO?>>>DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID!>>MUST RESIST STUPIDITY IMPULSE… NOT RESISTING WELL…>>THEN I WAS FOUR. OH, HOW I WANTED A PONY!>>PONY? WHO WANTS A PONY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT ‘CAUSE I’M–>>NOOO! (screeching) HEY, IS THIS THING ON?>>YOU AGAIN! WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME?>>WITH THIS GENETIC TRACKING DEVICE IT CAN FIND ANYONE, ANYWHERE.>>WOW, THAT’S ASTOUNDING!>>BUT DOESN’T MATTER. YOU HAVE TO GO HOME. YOUR SECRET IS IN GREAT DANGER. TRUST ME, I’M FROM THE FUTURE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TODAY.>>RESIST URGE TO BE DUMB… HEY, WHAT’S THIS DO? (electricity switching on)>>IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL, THIS’LL BE THE DAY WHEN EVERYBODY REALIZES THAT YOU HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS! On P.A:FAIRY GODPARENTS…FAIRY GODPARENTS.>>A FAIRY? THAT’S ABSURD. IF I WAS A FAIRY, I’D LOOK LIKE THIS.>>>OOH!>>>(stunned muttering)>>I DON’T BELIEVE IT, A FAIRY!>>NOO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE? DO YOU?>>NO! I’M SORRY! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT! (ominous rumbling)>>Jorgen: DENZEL CROCKER! YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR SECRET.>>NO, IT WAS A MISTAKE!>>I WISH WE WERE HIDDEN.>>WHAT? THAT PINK-HEADED KID HAS FAIRIES TOO?>>YOU WILL NOW LOSE YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS.>>W-WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?>>FROM THIS DAY FORTH, YOU WILL FORGET YOU EVER HAD A FAIRY. EVERYONE IN TOWN WILL FORGET ALL THE WONDERFUL, AMAZING THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR THEM BY USING YOUR FAIRIES, AND NO MAGIC ON EARTH CAN EVER CHANGE IT.>>UH, WHAT’S THIS THING DO?>>WHO ARE YOU?>>WHAT’S THIS THING DO?>>WHO’S THAT KID?>>HEY, IF THIS THING CAN TRACK MY GENETICS…>>OW! WHO DID THAT? GUH…>>Crocker: THEN I CAN USE THIS TO TRACK ANYTHING, EVEN MY FAIRY! FAIRY GODPARENTS EXIST.>>GUH…>>MY FAIRY! EVEN A FAIRY– ARE THERE EVEN FAIRIES– GAAH! GAAH! GUH! GAAH!>>I FORGET. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?>>I DON’T KNOW. BUT IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT CROCKER KID.>>WE’RE NOT CELEBRATING ANYTHING, SO WE MUST BE AN ANGRY MOB!>>>(angry shouting)>>(screaming)>>WELL, THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT THE WAY I’D HOPED.>>YEAH, BUT LOOK AT THIS WAY: LEAST YOU KNOW WHY HE’S MISERABLE.>>THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. COME ON, WE SHOULD GO BACK TO MARCH 14th AND STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING.>>70s Jorgen: AH-AH-AH! ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOUR MEDDLING IN THIS ERA IS FINISHED.>>AFTER SPEAKING WITH MY FUNKY 70s COUNTERPART, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM EVER RETURNING TO MARCH OF 1972.>>HOWEVER, YOU MAY FEEL FREE TO MUCK AROUND WITH EVERY OTHER MONTH OF THIS YEAR AS LONG AS YOU DON’T INTERFERE WITH THE ELECTION OF PRESIDENT McGOVERN.>>>NOW, BE GONE!>>DISCO?>>WITH MYSELF?>>>OUTRAGEOUS! (disco ♪♪)>>>(angry shouting)>>PHEW. (computer bleeping) HUH? WHAT’S THIS? SOMETHING’S GOING ON HERE, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT. “FAIRY GODPARENTS EXIST”. FAIRIES DO EXIST. FAIRIES!>>HAPPY MARCH 15th.>>LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: AT LEAST YOU HELPED GIVE HIM A SWELL, LIFE-LONG HOBBY.>>SHH! (quiet beeping) WHAT WAS THAT? (beeping)>>THIS DEVICE SAYS THERE ARE FAIRIES ABOUT. WHERE ARE YOU, FAIRIES? WHERE ARE YOU?>>OH NO, THE TRACKER. I LEFT IT IN THE PAST AND HE HAS IT NOW.>>FAIRY GODPARENTS!>>>(angry shouting)>>I KNOW FAIRIES EXIST, AND SOMEDAY, I’M GOING TO CATCH ONE! THEY CAN’T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER! GAAH! AAH!>>BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…>>Crocker: FAIRIES!