NOW A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN
THE NEWS. LET’S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT. THE DEMOCRATS HELD ANOTHER BIG
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE LAST NIGHT, BUT TRUTHFULLY THE MOST
INTERESTING PART HAPPENED IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS BETWEEN
BERNIE SANDERS AN ELIZABETH WARREN. YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN THE CLIP
OF HER REFUSING TO SHAK HIS HAND. WELL NOW THE AUDIO HAS JUST BEEN
RELEASED. TAKE A LOOK.>>I THINK YOU CALLED ME A LIAR
ON NATIONAL TV.>>WHAT?>>I THINK YOU CALLED ME A LIAR
ON NATIONAL TV.>>LET’S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW,
YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT DISCUSSION, WE’LL HAVE THAT.>>ANY TIME.>>YOU CALLED ME– YOU CALLED
ME– OKAY, LET’S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW. (LAUGHTER).>>James: I MEAN FOR
SOCIALISTS THEY’RE NOT VERY SOCIAL. (LAUGHTER)
WARREN ACCUSES SANDERS OF CALLING HER A LIAR. THEN HE SAYS SHE CALLED HIM A
LIAR. LOOK, THERE IS A VERY EASY WAY
TO SETTLE THIS. YOUR POLITICIANS YOU’RE BOTH
LIARS. (APPLAUSE)
SANDERS RESPONDED BY SAYING LET’S NOT DO THIS NOW. HE’S LIKE IT IS SIX HOURS PAST
MY BED TIME. LET’S GO HOME. GET SOME SLEEP. WE’LL CALL EACH OTHER LIARS IN
THE MORNING. SO HERE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF
THAT WHOLE ARGUMENT. FELLOW CANDIDATE TOM STEYER JUST
WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS AFTER THE DEBATE ANDAS JUST LEFT
AWKWARDLY STANDING THERE.>>LET’S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW,
YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT DISCUSSION.>>ANY TIME.>>YOU TOLD ME, YOU CALLED
ME– LET’S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW.>>I DON’T WANT TO GET IN THE
MIDDLE OF THIS, I JUST WANT TO SAY HI, BERNIE.>>YEAH, GOOD, OKAY.>>James: WAY YEAH, GOOD, TALK
ABOUT FEELING THE BURN. TWO OF THE DEMOCRATIC
FRONTRUNNERS WERE CAUGHT BICKERING ON A HOT MIC AND YET
SHOW I’M MOST EMBARRASSED FOR TOM STEYER. LIKE READ THE ROOM, MAN. LIKE HIS TIMING COULDN’T HAVE
BEEN WORST. LIKE THAT WAITER WHO COMES TO
THE TABLE RIGHT WHEN A COUPLE IS BREAKING UP. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU LOVE BIRDS SAVE ANY ROOM FOR
DESSERT? I’M GOING TO GET THE CHECK. SOME BIG IMPEACHMENT NEWS TO
PASS ALONG. THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
VOTED TO SEND PRESIDENT TRUMP’S IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES TO THE
SENATE THIS AFTERNOON. SO THE TRIAL IS ON, GUYS, IT IS
HAPPENING, RIGHT. AND HOUSE DEMOCRATS, THEY DIDN’T
JUST EMAIL THESE ARTICLES. NO, NO, THEY DRAMICALLY WALKED
THEM OVER IN A FORMAL PROSESSION, HERE IS THE ACTUAL
VIDEO FROM THIS AFTERNOON. LOOK AT THIS. YOU JUST KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE
IN THE BACK GO WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS? WE’RE GOING TO– WE’RE WALKING
THIS THE ENTIRE. THEY MADE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE
WALK OVER AND HAND DELIVER A NINE PAGE DOCUMENT. I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY PEOPLE SAY
GOVERNMENT IS SLOW AND INEFFECTIVE. ALSO TODAY THE HOUSE APPOINTED
SEVEN DEMOCRATS TO BE QUOTE IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS. THEY WILL BE THE ONES
SHEPHERDING IT THROUGH THE SENATE TRIAL. I AM NOT SURE THIS IS A JOB I
WANT. I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE THE
MANAGER OF ANYTHING WHERE REPUBLICANS ARE GUARANTEED TO
LET TRUMP OFF THE HOOK. LIKE IT IS BASICALLY LIKE BEING
NAMED ASSISTANT NAVIGATION MANAGER OF THE TITANIC. (LAUGHTER)
ONE OF THE IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS WILL BE CONGRESSMAN JERRY
NADLER, ALSO KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE’S ALWAYS BEEN
SWALLOWED BY HIS OWN PANTS. (LAUGHTER)
JERRY, HARRY SOMETIMES CAN DO IT, YOU– HARRY STYLES CAN DO
IT, YOU CAN’T. AND FINALLY HERE IS SOME NEWS
FROM MY HOMELAND, A 400 POUND TIGER RECENTLY UNDERWENT A FOUR
HOUR ROOT CANAL PROCEDURE IN ENGLAND. IT TOOK A TOTAL OF 13 DENTISTS
TO PERFORM THIS FOUR-HOUR ROOT CANAL BUT AFTERWARDS ONLY ONE
DENTIST WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO LECTURE THE TIGER ABOUT
FLOSSING. 13 DENTISTS WORKING ON ONE
PATIENT. AND YET SHOW THAT IS STILL MORE
EFFICIENT THAN THE HOUSE WALKING ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT OVER TO
THE SENATE. HERE’S A PICTURE OF THE TIGER
AND UNDER ANESTHESIA DURING THE PROCEDURE. YEAH, THE DENTAL SURGERY WAS
SUCCESSFUL BUT I THINK THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A SMALL MIX-UP BUT
THIS IS WHAT THE TIGER LOOKS LIKE NOW.